PigsWithJetpacks

During the last few mouths, awe of the abilities of the gifted artists on DA and the dismaying knowledge that I will never attain skills equal to theirs have pushed me to pursue the life of a hermit. Near the end of May I decided that, in order to regain a calm and peaceful atmosphere in my life, I would cut myself off from society and retreat to live a life of nature with the bears and muskrats. This did not go as planned On my first day as an official hermit, I walked for meters through the forest in search of a cave in which to dwell. After journeying past dozens of trees and through at least one fire ant-hill, I arrived at what I deemed

This; ~PigsWithJetpacks (https://www.deviantart.com/pigswithjetpacks) is my avatar thingy (for full sized version click  here). It is a stunning image of baby goat eating a cinnamon roll drawn by the lovely and talented drawbot4000 (https://www.deviantart.com/drawbot4000), for years I had scoured the internet in hopes of coming across a image of a goat eating a cinnamon roll and although I had many close calls (goats eating ice cream, goats eating fish, etc.) I never was able to find the depiction of goat/cinnabon joy I was searching for. Until now, when  :icondrawbot4000: drew the image for me. This picture has made the internet a better place by allowing goats to finally enjoy all the warm, delicious cinnamon roll

So I've just made a "deviantArt" and have absolutely no idea what to do. This was probably a mistake. When I look back on the ruins my life and where it all went wrong I will most certainly track it back to here. I'll probably even write a best-selling book about it called "How 'DeviantArt' Ruined My Life; a story of loss and hardship". It could rule the best-seller list for months. Of course, if that does happen then "deviantArt" will make me a best-selling author. Therefore doing this was probably a good thing and "deviantArt" will bring me happiness and good fortune. Unless my metaphorical book is a complete failure, in which case "dev